Hiki paha i ka ʻulaʻula ke hele mai e hana me ke kapa ʻole - ʻaʻole hoʻi e hoʻāʻo e hūnā i ka ʻaʻahu a i ʻole ka palule o kāna mau hiʻohiʻona. No laila, ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha no ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana o ka haku ʻōpio i kāna ʻiʻo ma kona papalina. ʻO wai ka mea e pale aku, e ʻike ana i kēlā mau umauma a me ka hoki i kahi kokoke e wehe i kēlā me kēia lā? ʻAʻohe oʻu ʻike i kekahi kāne e like me ia, a ʻaʻole au i ʻike i kekahi wahine makemake ia!
ʻAʻole pono ke kaikunāne e hoʻoluhi i ka pōʻai ʻohana: ʻoiai e kau ana ʻo ia i kona kaikuahine liʻiliʻi ma luna o kāna dick, ʻoiai ʻo ka lua, e hala ʻole ke ahiahi. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻekolu ma mua o ke kīwī a ʻoi aku ke olakino!