Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo aku ua laki loa ke kanaka no ka makemake ʻana o nā mea nani nani e ʻoluʻolu iā ia, a ua aloha kēlā me kēia i kāna moa hauʻoli me kāna alelo wela. ʻAʻole poina nā hoaaloha ʻekolu i kekahi i kekahi - ʻo ka honi ʻiʻini e hoʻohuhū iā lākou, a i ko lākou ʻū ʻana i ka lāʻau ikaika mai nā ʻaoʻao ʻekolu, ʻoluʻolu loa ko lākou mau maka i ka pahupaʻikiʻi a ʻike ʻoe ua hauʻoli lākou i kēia kaʻina hana. ʻAe, makemake wau e hoʻopaʻa i ko lākou mau ʻāpana paʻa a ninini i kaʻu pūnāwai ma luna o lākou ʻekolu!
ʻAʻole mālama ka nymphomaniac i ka mea nāna e hoʻokamakama iā ia - he kaʻa a ʻīlio paha. ʻO ka mea nui nona ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi orgasm. Kanaka maikaʻi - hāʻawi ʻo ia iā ia i ka mana vibration kiʻekiʻe ma o kāna kelepona a laila hoʻopaʻa iā ia i loko o kāna mau lua a pau!
Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
Auē, e kuʻu Akua, maikaʻi loa kēlā manaʻo.