Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
He weasel ke kaʻi, e nānā ana i nā kaikamāhine i loko o ka lumi laka. Akā i ka nui o nā wahine hoʻopunipuni e komo i loko o kahi hale hoʻoikaika kino - no ke aha e leʻaleʻa ai i ka nānā ʻana i loko o ka māwae. A no laila ua hoʻokuke ʻo ia iā ia me kāna moa ʻōlohelohe i loko o nā lima o kahi brunette. Ua manaʻo maoli ʻoe e hōʻole ʻo ia i kēlā makana? Ua omo ʻo ia iā ia, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke wehe iā ia. Akā, ua omo maikaʻi ʻo ia ma kona ʻāʻī, nā aniani āpau mai ka hopena.
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